Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Product review: Tide laundry detergent

I have always used Tide laundry detergent, and after reading this letter written by a VERY satisfied customer, I always will.

Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate uncaring bastard of a husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a real pain in the ass. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the kind and considerate detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse came back negative and that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. Shuu, what a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

12 comments:

Dean "D-Day" said...

OMG!!! That's hilarious! I had to literally bite a lip to keep myself from laughing out loud at work!

Ann said...

LMFAO!!! Love it!!!

FLHX_Dave said...

I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. I came close to writing Tide a thank you letter myself.

Big Daddy said...

I'm Offended Again!
{see Mr motorcycles blog and look in comments as for why}

mrs rc said...

LMAO again! Just moments ago, you cracked me up with your comment about SOA on RoadGrits...now this!!!

Lady Ridesalot said...

Ditto on the LMAO! I wish you could find a copy of the Hefty letter. Probably just as twisted!

Looks like you've off-ended Big D again. He claims he's too rickety to listen to all this humor, it hurts when he falls out of his chair! LOL!

mickyj97 said...

LOL!!! funny!

"Joker" said...

My wife uses Tide...I'd better watch my back the way I've been acting up lately! Of course, she also knows my operatives have instructions on what to do in the event of my untimely demise...

KT Did said...

I think I need to change my laundry detergent back! Made some good points there!

B.B. said...

Glad you all got a good laugh!

Big D- My solution...bean bag chairs.

Masterchief said...

You so crazy!

Ronman said...

Whoa! Good thing I didn't take you for a ride while you were here in Tennessee B.B..........lmaoooooooooo

Ronman