Friday, June 5, 2009

Temperamental Patience

My usually sweet Patience was very temperamental this morning when I rode her to work. Hmmm, maybe it's because she's been stuck in the garage for the past two weeks, or maybe, just maybe, Dave's Tramp spilled the beans. I'll bet that's it! While they were in the garage that bitch must have let it slip that I'm taking a road trip and leaving her home.
I better ride her as much as possible before I go so she doesn't get really mad! And so I don't go really insane!

9 comments:

Ronman said...

Leave it up to Dave's tramp to screw things up..........that damn home wrecker.........that's good stuff ma'am.

Ronman

FLHX_Dave said...

Hey now! Tramp isn't a shit disturber. The truth is just the truth, if patience can't handle the truth then it ain't nobody else's fault!

mq01 said...

thats soooo funny... Miss Bitch had the same kind of attitude, LOL! ride ride ride!!! and then enjoy AZ... :)

Baron's Life said...

hahaha so very funny...that bicth needs to be taught a lesson she won't forget, let's tie her up and bring the whips out..

Ann said...

Poor Patience. She's feeling left out. Ride her as much as possible til you leave, and then give her a nice bath when you get home. :)

Mastercheif said...

Why don't you rub her seat with Armorall and tell her it will be ok. It works on my wife!

IHG said...

Great Post! That darn Tramp...such a mean girl. Girls like that always make the nice girls cry! Just let her know you love her the most!

Baron??? Tie her up and bring the whips out? Dude...what are you into? LMAO!

Unknown said...

IT IS insane not to ride her! Get goin lady!

Anonymous said...

Ya definitely gotta give her more attention.

Masterchief, That was way too funny, thanks for the tip, I'll have to try that!

Ride on,
Torch