My usually sweet Patience was very temperamental this morning when I rode her to work. Hmmm, maybe it's because she's been stuck in the garage for the past two weeks, or maybe, just maybe, Dave's Tramp spilled the beans. I'll bet that's it! While they were in the garage that bitch must have let it slip that I'm taking a road trip and leaving her home.
I better ride her as much as possible before I go so she doesn't get really mad! And so I don't go really insane!
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Leave it up to Dave's tramp to screw things up..........that damn home wrecker.........that's good stuff ma'am.
Ronman
Hey now! Tramp isn't a shit disturber. The truth is just the truth, if patience can't handle the truth then it ain't nobody else's fault!
thats soooo funny... Miss Bitch had the same kind of attitude, LOL! ride ride ride!!! and then enjoy AZ... :)
hahaha so very funny...that bicth needs to be taught a lesson she won't forget, let's tie her up and bring the whips out..
Poor Patience. She's feeling left out. Ride her as much as possible til you leave, and then give her a nice bath when you get home. :)
Why don't you rub her seat with Armorall and tell her it will be ok. It works on my wife!
Great Post! That darn Tramp...such a mean girl. Girls like that always make the nice girls cry! Just let her know you love her the most!
Baron??? Tie her up and bring the whips out? Dude...what are you into? LMAO!
IT IS insane not to ride her! Get goin lady!
Ya definitely gotta give her more attention.
Masterchief, That was way too funny, thanks for the tip, I'll have to try that!
Ride on,
Torch
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