Friday, August 22, 2008

Happy Friday! Go out and screw!

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says 'Wha...aaat? ''Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!' Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying,'Have a good Evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
'It's The Twist, Mother! The Twist! It's called The Twist!'

8 comments:

FLHX_Dave said...

Lol, funny. I would rather screw though, I am twisted enough as it is already.

Dean "D-Day" said...

LOL! Too funny! Thanks for sharing!

Kano said...

LOL, geez I almost forgot how to screw, I still know how to twist though!

Ann said...

LMFAO!!! That was a great laugh!

Twisting and screwing are both really good exercise, though, I think screwing is more fun! :)

"Joker" said...

Personally, I'm really getting tired of being twisted by people!

mrs rc said...

Too funny! Thanks for the smile...I needed that today :-D

Lady Ridesalot said...

LOL! :) Have you ever tried to screw while twisting?

B.B. said...

Dave- Yes you are pretty twisted.

Dean- I had to share, I thought it was funny.

Kano- Thanks for stopping by. I checked out a couple of your blogs, and I'm looking forward to reading more when I have more time.

Ann- I agree! :)

Joker- I'm getting tired of being screwed by twisted people. Oh, wait, nevermind. :)

Mrs. RC- Glad you got the smile you needed, hope your mouth is feeling better.

Lady R- No, but thanks for the idea!